Leave Mary Worth alone, you creep!

Can’t you take a hint? She was trying to be nice to you, but you took it as a sign of affection. And clearly she doesn’t feel the same way about you! Furthermore, Mary could be your mom! So back off, Aldo. Mary Worth is not the one for you. So please stop pestering the poor old woman!

Thank you.


One Response to “Leave Mary Worth alone, you creep!”

  1. Mark Says:

    Aldo looks like Doc Ock if he’d become a grocery store clerk instead of a supervillian. I’ll bet he still lives in his mom’s basement, too.

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